A friend of a friend was making a mix cd for this girl he was trying to impress. Hip young thing at a state school. Morrissey seemed to be a good choice. In hindsight he reflected that "You're the one for me, fatty" probably wasn't the best of possible seductive selections. Or Morrissey in general, for that matter.
Or was it? I wondered. I mean, if you can't hang with Moz, you just can't hang.