At work, I get so bored sometimes that I imagine weird groups of people who don't know each other but know me showing up for dinner reservations. Friends from different places, professors, ex-boyfriends, store clerks, musicians. They'd be meeting each other there for the first time maybe, most of them anyway. and then eating dinner together. What would they order? What would they talk about? Who would get the most shitfaced and who would sit there in uncomfortable silence, unsure what to do? What hilarious hijinks would ensue? Etc. That reminds me: I wanna have a potluck dinner with a bunch of unlikely people. The last time I tried that, with a group of likely people, three out of six people brought some sort of bread.